Monday, May 28, 2007

"Crazy Mary" fare you well

Some bad news to report. It appears Crazy Mary moved out this weekend. It has been strangely quiet and I have been wondering what has been going on. On Saturday I saw her moving boxes out of her apartment with the help of someone who appeared to be normal. She didn't have many belongings so it happened quickly. How long does it take to "pack" a couple of Care Bears, plastic lawn chairs and a Sharpie? Perhaps she is finally going off to Pine Rest where she belongs. Pine Rest, for those of you not from the area, is the local loony bin.


Crazy Mary's new next door neighbors may have been what drove her out. Living next door to Crazy Mary (and directly below me) is a female couple with a baby. At least that is what I have been able to figure out from the comings and goings since they appeared a week or so ago. These two "women" fight like you wouldn't believe...I use the term loosely because they look like they are both about 20. One of them has the highest pitch scream I have ever heard and yells all the time at the other one. The child clearly takes after one of her mommies as she is actually screaming outside their front door right now. Anyway, so much for my landlord telling me we are all young urban professionals in the building! These chicks look like they barely got their GEDs and work third shift at Super Wal-Mart.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

"Crazy Mary's" dinner order

"I WANT A TUNA SANDWICH!!!" "HELL-OOOOO I WANT A TUNA FISH SAAAANDWIIIIIICHHHHH!!!!!!" \

Apparently Crazy Mary wanted a tuna fish sandwhich tonight for dinner. I assume she was on the phone with Jimmy John's which is a hop, skip and a jump away.

Crazy Mary stood outside yelling her order in to the phone and holding the phone like it was a microphone. She had the listening end of the phone pointing out in the air so she had no way of being able to know if Jimmy John's was listening. I don't know if her sandwich ever arrived....there have been no crazy outbursts so I am assuming she tracked down a sandwich one way or another.