Monday, May 21, 2012

Shoot!

There was a shooting on my street today.


A mere five blocks away, by the way. But who's counting?


According to the news it was sort of a drive by (but the shooter got out, shot someone in the house, then sped away) and I'm sure it was a drug situation.


Coincidentally, tonight was my neighborhood association meeting. Not only did we talk about the shooting, but about how violent crime (not just plain crime) is up in our little corner of the city.


And it's not even summer yet kiddos!


Our community organizer said, "This is gonna be one scary summer."


As of last week we've already had over 700 crimes since January. Those, by the way, are just the crimes where the criminals were caught and arraigned.


My part of the city is just not that big! Seriously, we're talking maybe a four mile square radius here. I feel the odds are not looking good, folks. I already long for the days where my biggest worry was a toilet fountain.


Time to call ADP. Or buy a gun. Or both.


Aw, shoot!