Number of times my mom witnessed bad driving and blamed it on "texting"....1
Number of times during Thanksgiving dinner discussion centered on what Ch 4 in Detroit "found" on money (think e coli, feces, etc.)....2
Number of times above conversation led to conversation about finding cocaine on money....1
Number of times my sister's mother-in-law talked about not sneezing when sniffing a bill with cocaine residue and therefore, proving she is not a coke head....1
Number of glasses of wine I personally consumed over a three day period....at least 6, make it 8...maybe more?
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