Friday, April 23, 2010

Of Mice and Wigs...and Bottle Caps?

An update on the "Wiggy" situation:

A source tells me it is quite possible the "slut mouse" she spotted in her room could actually be a bottle cap.

It's true. Apparently, when our co-worker went to her home to set the mouse traps, a bottle cap was laying on the floor in the exact spot where she said she saw the mouse. His theory? She moved something and the cap rolled across the floor.

Is this a possibility? Perhaps.

"Wiggy" is a tad paranoid when it comes to mice, having lived in mouse infested houses before. Last time she had a mouse (in a different rental house) she actually contemplated adopting a cat. If you knew "Wiggy" you would understand how she truly loathes cats (and dogs and all animals) and how being a cat owner would go against everything she stands for.

Of course, later she confessed she was hoping to adopt the cat, have it kill the mouse, and then send it packing.

Could "Wiggy" have jumped to a conclusion when she saw "something" move across her floor? Since she told me the "slut mouse" was giving her the stink eye, I'd like to believe she did indeed she a real live mouse and not an errant bottle cap.

However, all those peanut butter filled traps at her house remain empty.....

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